News:

1. -I want to do a little update on how people are finding my website. I find very interesting and amusing the keywords people come up with to navigate through millions of links to end up from all places here in Sad Fucking World.
   

2. -So basically, the Jerking off article I wrote about strip clubs seemed to be quite a hit for the search engines. 9 out of the 10 top keywords are quotes of that one article alone. Funny thing is that the #1 keyword is “FRUSTATED SAD FUCK” (sic). Apparently there are a lot of people who are frustrated enough out there to the point of not being able to spell the fucking thing right. Worst part of the story is that they wind up in here, probably the worst place to learn any fucking thing about grammar or correct sentence structure.
   

3. -Lots of people interested in knowing if you can jerk off at a strip club or not. Truth is, obviously if you go to the bathroom, you could jerk off there I suppose. But if you’re thinking about doing that shit inside the actual establishment, you got only one option: The stripper has to jerk you off. Yes, there is word of mouth out there about strippers jerking motherfuckers off. Personally I never had a stripper trying to jerk me off, but I’m sure there are guys who offer a buck or two for such a thing and those needy broke ass strippers go right ahead and engage.
   

4. -There’s a couple of other keywords from people wondering if jerking off before going out ( I guess on a date ), or before going to a party... if it helps in any way to ( break the tension I suppose ). The results are mixed. The main reason to go out on a date is to expect sex. If you are taking the final result out of the equation, then you will be wondering what the fuck you are doing the moment you step right out the door. Some guys even cancel dates the moment they jerk off. They feel already satisfied and this confuses them because they wonder why are they going out in the first place. In other cases, you jerk off, you feel sexually satisfied and then you’ll be able to concentrate more on the “personality” of this girl. However, some guys base their entire “game” on the enthusiasm of getting inside the girls pants, and if this factor is missing from the encounter, then you might feel bored or even “out of place” since ( let’s be honest ) 99% probability you picked her out of the bunch because of that ass and/or rack. You turn that light bulb off inside your brain and you got dead air. Just like when you are watching the superbowl and your fucking cable box dies on your ass.
   

05/19/10

1. -Today I added facebook links to the entire site. I know I will receive a lot of hatemail over it, because of my opinions about it. To be honest, I was just shopping around for a while into adding some sharing code into the website, but all of them out there seem so tacky and so “template-looking” that I took a while to find some sort of mechanism and look I liked. The facebook “like” button seems very clean and direct. Click on it, you will state that “you like” the page and share it with your facebook friends. There’s another button that says “recommend” but I didn’t think it would be a good idea to say you “recommend” some of my topics to other people. Hmmm, let’s see...  you “recommend” others to “create your own religion?”. You see, it didn’t feel right. That’s why I had to go with the “like” one.
   

05/12/10

1. -Sad fucking world . com turns 1. Yeah, one full year of bitching and wasting people’s fucking time. I hope you’ve had a laugh or two at the expense of my honesty to expose how fucking absurd this fucking world is, and I’ll try to keep doing my best into writing stupid bullshit I get to analyze in a day by day basis.
   

1. -I’ve been interviewing more people lately, but most of these interviews haven’t been interesting/revealing enough to be published. Boring to say the least. Yes. Fuck you too.
   

04/08/10

1. -I’ve been close to social collapse a number of times this month. Thank God I keep everyone in my life in different groups so when I have a problem in one of them I can easily switch and restore some of my peace of mind. Words of advice: Never mix crowds. Keep your close friends away from your work friends, away from your family, away from your hobbies, away from your fuck friends, away from your acquaintances. This way, the moment you ruin one, it’s an independent collapse from the other ones. Keep them mixed, you have a total social collapse which can lead to all kinds of mental distress.
   

04/05/10

1. -I’ve had a very hectic month to say the least. I’m convinced a very heavy and steady string of articles will be coming in since so much shit has happened to me recently that I don’t even know where to begin.
   

02/17/10

1. -I rewrote entire chunks of the “About” page since it was a little outdated. To be honest I am still not happy with it. I’ll give it another try whenever I have more time.
   

02/15/10

1. -Obviously, first piece of news is the opening of this news section. Counterproductive, I know.
   

1. -Relocated Interviews into it’s own separate section since I’ve realized it takes away focus from the real objective of this site. Which is to do a solid analysis of this tiny rock floating in space which we call “home” or “earth”, and the parasites that are walking on top of it, exploiting natural resources and fucking up the ecosystems which allow the planet to function without extinction, which we are definitely headed for.
   

1. -I am now thinking about responding to hate mail, which I haven’t done before. I really don’t want to, I think that shit is pointless and a vicious circle. But I am starting to realize people might think I’m a pussy if I don’t. My brother already thinks so actually. He said I'm a fucking “fairy”. That’s the exact word he called me. He suggested to me to start fighting back before my balls suddenly fall off ‘cause of the embarrassment of belonging to this body which isn’t defending itself against the mighty evil internet trolls. Fuck it.
   

  I guess I’m selling out and I’m gonna do what every rant site

  does. The cliche “hate mail section”.

1. -I got rid of some pages which were useless. Like the “shop” page, which is a possibility at some point, but not now ‘cause I doubt anyone would be interested in buying anything here. At least not yet.  Also got rid of the article “I’m holding back on some topics” ‘cause I ain’t gonna hold shit back anymore. All cards will be on the table.
   

1. -I joined also the Q&A article which contained a bunch of new questions from readers, with the FAQ “About” page.
   

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