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Some of the shit people write to me is worth sharing.

If your question fits in the FAQ, I will add it there.

If your email sounds more like hate mail, then you’ll see it in this page. I might respond or not. I will check my schedule if I have time to waste it on you.

I never publish people’s real information, so don’t get paranoid on me you fuck.

I also just publish certain emails. This ain’t a fucking forum.



12/05/09 From: S>>>>21@yahoo.com

Subject: You are a hypocrite

You say you hate social networking. How come you have a twitter account and a facebook fan page? turns out you are nothing but a hypocrite. I have read a couple of your blog entries and now after reading you hate social networks and then realizing you have a huge twitter banner at the side of your page, I find you nothing but a hypocrite. My husband wants me to tell you he thinks you got no balls.


#1 I do hate social networking. I think it’s 75% waste of everyone’s fucking time. If this world was to try to raise their kids better instead of dedicating 25 minutes of every 2 hours to check on everyone’s status and changing their own... , we could have a better functioning society in 15 years from now.


#2 I use twitter because it allows me to write messages which will be displayed on the front page of this website. I do this while I’m at work, on the street, or while I shave my balls... , you know... the ones your husband claims I don’t have. Email me back with a date and time when I can showcase my testicles to you, not to your husband. I feel weird showing my privates to a man ‘cause I would feel gay while doing it.

While you witness the fact that I do have a set of balls, maybe you can teabag me since what I think is really going on, is that you haven’t been fucked properly in a couple of years. I hope you are a halfway decent attractive woman ‘cause I’m wiling to give you a proper fuck so when we are over you can tell your husband that not only you found out he was wrong about my balls but also that you got to know a man that knows how to use his cock.



02/17/10 From Un>>>>>>45@aol.com
Subject: (no subject)

I sure hope you don’t ever get married. Reading your page friends with benefits 101 paints a sad picture of who you are.

A man who cheats is a man with poor character and little or no morals. I doubt you can make a good husband when you want to have sex for recreational purposes with anyone. You are a pig.


Please send me an email with your info. I want to have sex with you.


03/05/10 From Var>>>2@gmail.com

Subject: get a job

My 18 year old son has been reading your site the entire day. This is pure filth. I cannot even begin to imagine the level of sin which is wrapped all around this web address. My husband has now put restrictions on internet use for my boys because of this sad fucking world business. Get a job. Stop corrupting my kids you devil worshiper.


You sound like a lovely lady.

“The level of sin wrapped around this web address”, sounds like your church is budding in on your internet choices mom.

Your husband should’ve put restrictions on your kids’ internet usage all along. If you think my “web address” is filth, you have seen NOTHING yet. Google up “two girls one cup” and “one man one cup”. Then you’ll see some sin.

BTW, I have a job you bitch.

“Devil worshiper?” LOL. Nice one. That’s a first.  Is that the

literature talking? Is that the language they’ve been using at your church to label wrong doing? Devil worshipers....  LOL.

Do they call you a “Devil worshiper” when you didn’t have time to go to church and give them money? You bet your fucking ass they did.

I’m sure “Devil worshiping” is not being used at your local church when talking about the vatican issuing apologies for scandals of sexual abuse by priests onto teenagers and little boys. Did you even know that lady? Google it up too. Seems to me your local “leaders” are filtering the “divine message”.

BTW, the devil doesn’t exist. Get with the times. Stop believing in shit you cannot see or interact with. Also, go to a major city and take some philosophy classes, you need them. Put your kids for adoption. Something tells me they will be taken care for better if someone else is taking care of their guidance.

Do them a favor and at least let them play tetris.


03/20/10 From Da1pla*****@hotmail.com

Subject: LOSER

You keep referencing video games every now and then. You are a fucking LOSER. You and your friends probably get together and play halo and guitar hero while you eat pizza. Have you even seen a vagina? probably not and probably never will. Later nerd.


I reference video games because just like 75% of the other children of my time, I grew up playing them. I can tell your parents never bought you one since you seem so angry about the people who had them.

It’s ok to admit that you are dirt-poor. Also, your quickness into throwing a “loser” in there reflects your first reactions when coming into a situation of zoning.




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