About:
What is this site about?
If you are really asking yourself this question, you deserve to be castrated and never allowed to adopt children.
Isn’t it obvious?
If you don’t think this is a sad fucking world, then you are too young and naive to read this site. Please go somewhere else where they feed you bullshit tween fantasies along the lines of “becoming a rock star” or “becoming a victoria’s secret model”.
You know what? Forget it. Just open iTunes, click on your hip hop genre and listen to how much money those people make and how rich they are by telling you how much money they make and how rich they are.
If you are an adult and you happen to think this isn’t a sad fucking world, then do me a favor and put on CNN or some other 24 hour news channel and wait until they finish with the commercials offering you some kind of pills for some disease you WILL have soon. Then enjoy the newscast where they tell you how fucked up this country is and how natural disasters kill a chunk of our population every now and then. Just for kicks, as an extra credit assignment, think of any brutal way anyone can die and google it. Feast your eyes with some amateur video of the exact death you thought about, filmed by someone with a cellphone camera. Not enough? Keep digging. Odds are that sooner or later you will come across someone’s daughter performing sex acts which you would’ve not imagined even in your wettest teenage years, you know, back when you were a virgin and you wanted to explode your load looking at Chun-li or Cammy in Street Fighter.
Still not convinced? Then I cordially invite you to log on the first days of every month and read the articles I write where I expose one by one the things that are wrong with us, our community and our destructive consumerism mentality which leaves nothing behind. We either kill, eat or destroy everything that comes in our path. Including ourselves.
Topics are anything ‘cause everything is fucked up.
Social relations, Politics, Film, Music, Art, Sex, Cooking, Pop-culture, Censorship, Bullshit country policies which ruin entire civilizations by taking away their natural resources in the name of freedom and anti-terrorism, Improper english, Typos, Middle class 20 year mortgages, How weird and isolated life is at suburbia, How fucked up it is to be raised by COMPLETELY IMMATURE INDIVIDUALS ( the whole “raising your parents” issue ), Scams a.k.a. Religion, ... hey, I have WAY MORE FUCKING RESPECT for cults... ‘cause at least they are honest into making it very fucking obvious you are entering one... to easily spot the signs simply look into their “end of the world” chapter ( usually located on the last pages of their “holy book” ) and try to search for anything related to Aliens, UFOs, “Intergalactic” travel ( known as “Space travel” for all of us other “normal” people ) and if you cannot spot any of these at the end of their “holy book” then try right at the beginning of it, because these motherfuckers will either try to scare your ignorant ass in the beginning of it or in the end or --why fucking not-- BOTH. BTW, the difference between cults and religions is that religions are just older cults.
Who are you?
Doesn’t matter.
For generic purposes I will give you some basic facts.
I'm a male.
I live in NYC.
I have a job.
Why don’t you tell us who you are?
Reveal your fucking identity you pussy!!!!
If I want to be honest, I have to be anonymous.
If I tell you my name, Immediately I will be wearing a mask and I won’t be honest with my point of view anymore.
This is a site to read, not to fucking network. If you want to talk to me, MAIL me. I also have a Twitter account.
Also, please, if you don’t have anything interesting to say then don’t fucking bother me ‘cause believe it or not I am a very busy person ( I know, I know, not the best thing to brag about when I have a blog and a Twitter account... call me a hypocrite ‘cause I might be one )
When did you start the site?
May 2009.
How did this site come about?
Me and a couple of coworkers threw a couple of get-togethers where between alcohol and casual sex I started ranting about how much I hate everything. Funny thing happened, I turned around and these assholes were actually paying attention. These promiscuous drunk bastards thought I should write this shit down. I did. End of story.
What’s the deal with the weird page setup this website has?
Why not use the whole screen side to side? Why a middle column with a restrictive size?
It’s designed to be read easily. Not only in a computer but also on cellphones and tablets.
Is this a Maddox ripoff site?
No.
My shit is 100% original and I don’t try to "sound" like him.
I do agree with Maddox on the black background with a medium size font in a bright color.
My site color/font setup IS INDEED INFLUENCED BY MADDOX ‘cause I agree with the guy about the fact that most websites use white background with black fonts ( which is tiring for the eyes, like staring at a light bulb ).
MADDOX: I agree with you.
Call it a tribute people.
It's easy to read.
I don’t think I am right about everything. I don’t think I’m the center of the world. I honestly could give a shit who’s right or wrong. I am just pointing out facts, reasons and ideals which cause problems and conflict.
I don’t plan on ever going public either. There’s a lot of crazy motherfuckers out there who cannot stand someone speaking freely. I don’t give shit about recognition though a website. I do this for fun, not for a living.
The moment this site gets in the way of my functionality in the real world, I will shut it down.
I think what you said about blah blah blah has offended me!!!!
My goal is to be honest at all costs.
The truth can offend people.
I’m sure however, that people appreciate honesty more than respect. Hopefully.
If you don’t agree, you are welcome to leave.
Can I suggest a topic for you to write?
Yeah, why not.
Send your ideas to my E-MAIL
How often do you update this site?
First days of every month.
My articles are long most of the times. It’s ‘cause I want to have a solid analysis of the topic at hand.
UPDATE 06/01/10: No longer first days of the month.
More like, once a month, at some point of the month. Scheduling my article writing isn’t working, I’m going out partying too much and trying to be social as of lately since it’s summer and all. You know, motherfuckers want me to get drunk with them and shit. You know the deal. You’re still reading? Wow, amazing, I got you by the balls don’t I? I can keep writing bullshit here since you’re hooked now. Well, let me just say that if you are reading this sentence right now with a mobile device ( cellphone, tablet ) and you happen to be sitting on a public toilet while you’re hanging to every single word I’m writing.... then you should be getting up and wiping that ass because you’re wasting your fucking time.
I’ve noticed typos and improper sentence structure.
The typos from time to time I fix whenever I spot them, but most of the times I fail to see them. Sorry if this bothers you.
Sentence structure I fix less often since I ain’t too worried about it. When I write, I try to sound like I'm talking to you instead of just writing it for document purposes.
I’ve received lots of emails criticizing the fact that I repeat words in the same sentence. Yeah, I do, because that’s how people talk, they repeat the same thing a lot of times in the same sentence because “run ons” in real life happen frequently because people ain’t too worried about it because they are talking and people assume that if they are talking then it doesn’t have to have correct sentence structure because they want to express themselves that way on purpose and if I want to write that way then I have the right to do it because I live in a free country ( sort of ) and I can exercise my right to do it because..... huh? I got lost.... what was I talking about?
WTF!!! The drawings in this website are so fucking shitty and they are becoming more scarce as new entries are posted...
I draw this shit, by hand. I think there is a very personal touch when I take the time ( 1 minute ) to make them.
I add them whenever I can, even to older articles.
Some people use Photoshop or MS paint. I don’t have the patience for that. Pen and paper, here we go.
What’s the deal with the interviews?
The deal is, I interview you. As easy as that.
Find out more HERE.
OMG!! You have a dirty mouth!!!
I express myself the way I feel comfortable doing so.
I am a fucking adult. I am not a kid using profanity for the hell of it. I am a responsible individual who pays his taxes, has a Job, respects the rules of the community & if I want to use profanity, I will.
Do you plan to ever write a book, comic book, make a film, have a show, record an album .... etc....
I already have a lot of projects which have gone public, but I would never, EVER connect this site to them since the whole point is to not wear a mask, which sadly we all have to wear in the real world to be able to get along with others and our superiors.
I do plan to sell some merchandise at one point, nothing too big or obnoxious. Definitely will not be making a big profit on that either, probably just to cover the site’s server’s fee.
Will you ever run advertisements here?
I hate ads. However, I will not discard that option yet since I really do not want to spend a lot of money in hosting fees with our service provider. If at one point this site is putting a hole in my pocket, I will have to run ads. Hate me for it, but if it’s the only option, I will have to.
I’m a stand up comedian and I am interested in using one of your articles as a routine for my act.
Sorry buddy, but no.
My shit is copyrighted and if you use my material for your act,
I will sue your ass. I don’t take this shit lightly either ‘cause trust me when I tell you that if you manage to be “not-guilty” on court after i’ve sued you to your last breath... I will find other legal ways to get you to stop fucking saying the words that are coming out of my mouth, and once I’m successful I will not hesitate in informing all national media about your unoriginality and lack of self-confidence into not allowing yourself to believe that you could write a fucking joke on your own using your own fucking brain.
Be original motherfucker.
I hope you have a good lawyer too, ‘cause I surely have a very respected one which will tear you a new asshole.
Same shit goes for all of you disk-jokey wannabes and all of you people without creativity on all major networks.
Unless of course, we are talking about money here, ‘cause HEY!!!! BUDDY!!!! Money is what buys the food, shelter, and happiness around me that lets me survive in this world and possibly try to make it better for everyone else, so if you want to contribute to that cause then I will be more than happy to SELL you my material for a price which is worth “selling out” to since I hate celebrities and people in the media who sell out, but I can live with the burden as long as the money rolls in. ( I guess now I know how those celebrities feel )
Are you gay?
No. I’m not gay. I’m very straight. Trust me on that one.
Do you think you’re funny?
As a matter of fact, yeah, I do.
Are you suicidal?
When I was younger, way younger. Around 16, I had a couple of ideas, yeah.
Not anymore. Suicide sounds like a lot of pain. Physical pain is quite intense. I rather just not commit suicide for fear of the pain. Am I a coward for admitting such a thing? Maybe. If you think you have more balls than me go ahead and commit suicide yourself, see where that takes you.
Are you a movie critic?
No.
From time to time I give my opinion as a frequent movie watcher. Take that shit for whatever is worth.
Do you have any friends?
Yes. I have friends. I have talked about them here in SFW a couple of times. They are possibly the only fun people I know. Everyone else is such a fucking bore.
What kind of sex fetishes do you have?
Wow. We are getting a little specific here. Hmmm, let’s see. I really don’t have any. I guess I’m into what everyone else is into. You know. “Regular” stuff. Like, I don’t know.... “regular” intercourse and “regular” foreplay.
Doesn’t sound that exciting right? Well, I guess I might have some sort of “fantasy” here and there, but I doubt is any different than what the guy in the next IP address is thinking about.
What social class do you belong to?
This question came from a guy who believes I am pissed off ‘cause I must live in some trailer in the middle of nowhere. Nice guess. Completely off.
Sir, I am a middle class participant. No, I don’t live in a trailer.
Republican or Democrat?
Neither.
You sound depressed!!! Are you?
I think I am. Yeah. There’s a lot of elements in my life which have frustrated me to the point where I had to make a website to talk about them. Hmmm, I don’t want to see a shrink yet. If I do, I might think the situation has gotten worse and I will think to myself that I might be crazy or something. Plus I don’t want to start taking anti-depressives. I got a friend which has been on that kind of medication for years and she isn’t “all there” anymore.
Do you have a girlfriend?
Listen, before you ask me shit in an email, read my site a little. I have talked about her before here. Yes, I get laid. Happy or what? Oh, actually, I’m sorry, you were expecting a “No , I don’t and I live in my parents basement”. Sorry to disappoint your stereotypical ass.
What is the thing that you hate the most?
I think I hate everything. Well, in theory, “everything”, is a fucking lot, isn’t?
I think on top of my list can be small talk and useless friendships. I hate having to talk just to talk. I also hate pretending to be someone’s friend. After that... relationships. I hate being in a relationship. I do get myself involved though, just ‘cause I have a bigger problem with loneliness. Being alone is one of my biggest fears. The thought of growing old and alone and not being meaningful to anyone is very trauma inducing to me. I’ve seen this happen to a lot of people. I really do not want to end up like that. This doesn’t make me a “user” either. Ask girls that i’ve dated before how it was like to date me. They will probably have a lot of complaints but they will never say that I “used” them.
Do you have any movies you like?
Yes, I obviously do. I cannot do this here though. I will be more elaborate about it someday in the future.
Who do you blame for your frustrations in life?
I can easily blame my parents for everything, but I cannot do it. Why? They fulfilled every single task they had as parents.
If there’s anyone I have to blame is myself. I control my destiny. I fucked up when I came across some situations which have gotten me here to the point where I am frustrated with things here and there.
Do you really think this website has a purpose?
Good question.
No, I actually think this is a waste of my time. Honest.
I got a million other things to get done and I am here bullshitting around.
My girlfriend and others have told me to stop doing this site. I am not sure why I keep writing. I guess I need to let people know how I feel so they can probably learn something from this mess. I don’t know. Whatever. You put it together,
I’m busy.
What horoscope sign are you?
Oh really? are we now believing that bullshit?
Favorite TV shows?
Hmmmm. I give in to peer pressure on that one.
I like usually what my girlfriend and friends force me to watch.
Most TV shows are crappy though. Most films too.
There are a couple of shows out there which are decent, but I cannot mention them ‘cause right away I will be profiled.
Do you believe in 2012?
No, I don’t.
Any conspiracies you believe in?
I do believe in a couple. However, why bother pointing them out? They are bullshit. Talking about them in circles is gonna make me sound crazy and also I will waste my fucking time. I might also add that if the conspiracy theories are true, then I will make myself a target by “them” if I talk about it here. Right?
Are you paranoid?
No, not really. I am just frustrated. Some people might misunderstand that for paranoia.
What kind of car do you drive?
WTF? do you really give a shit? I drive a fucking car. Period.
What is the purpose of the facebook fan page?
Apparently none at this point of time. I saw some other people using it as a marketing tool. I think I might’ve made a mistake in opening that piece of shit. However, I guess all of you can make something out of it ‘cause I have no patience to figure out “what’s cool” or some bullshit of that kind. Whatever. I give up.
UPDATE: I deleted it.
Are you Jewish?
WTF? racial profiling now? you assholes don’t even deserve an answer to that.
No, I am not fucking Jewish. Alright? happy?
Is NYC making you unhappy?
If anything NYC is what has kept me sane all this time.
When I go in vacation I think I will go insane if I don’t come back quick.
BTW, where do you get off saying that shit? NYC is amazing, alright?
Stop with the NYC bashing. I can give a shit about the sports rivalries as well.
If your team hates NYC’s team, that’s not my fucking problem, take it somewhere else. One time I was in miami with a Yankees T-shirt I had. You should’ve seen the comments I got on the street from some fuckers. Fuck you assholes. If sports are that important to you then become a part of the game instead of giving me shit for wearing a fucking T-shirt, ok?
You know, I really wanted to get more of these answered, but I’m bored and I am heating up some food in the microwave. I cannot do all of this at the same time. So tough shit if your question wasn’t answered. Some day I will give you attention. In the mean time, go look for your daddy.